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Time:12:45 am
RIGHT! Now let's go get PISSED!
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Time:12:04 am
Current Mood:crankycranky
Something tells me that Rufus Shinra is still the selfish, spoiled rotten fucker I've always taken him for. It's just something about him. Just a feeling. An inkling, if you will. It's not just because he keeps insisting that I pleasure my asshole with a mop handle. Oh no, it's way deeper than that. I'm sure I'll think of a concrete reason...

In the meantime, I'll probably be trying to win Cloud over (again) and think of a nasty picture to doodle on my computer to show Rufus.
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Time:09:51 pm
Current Mood:artisticartistic


P.S: I HATE YOU
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Time:03:51 pm
Current Mood:goodgood
Wow, a lot has changed since the last time I updated this thing. The internet's been knocked out for a while and just the other day Barret and I got it up again. Cloud's still running his delivery service, and I've been keeping really busy... with the Sierra, helping Barret out with the oil fields and shit, visiting Shera, and hanging out with the gang at Tifa's bar in Midgar. Those kids are a lot of fun. I'm glad they're not sick anymore. It's good to see that they've got a future now and the planet's finally recovering too. Hell, even Rufus and the Turks stopped being complete assholes and are helping to rebuild Midgar. Oh, and I finally quit smoking.

Things are going so well... what's there to complain about?
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Current Music:Adam and The Ants - Los Rancheros
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Time:04:42 pm
Current Mood:okayokay
today is a better day. I fixed some stuff around the house, including that annoying leak in the roof. I even mowed the lawn, fixed the fence, and helped some kid get her cat out of a tree.
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Current Music:Adam and The Ants - Dog Eat Dog
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Time:10:28 pm
Current Mood:hungryhungry
I had a dream that I saw this guy standing in the middle of the road while I was on the way to the library to get some books Barret wanted Marlene to have for her schoolin' or whatever. I saw this guy at the library too. I had to go back and forth a couple times because I'd gotten the wrong books, and he was still at the library. I asked where he was from. he said somehow he ended up on the wrong planet in the wrong time. he told me his name was Tanoshii. I thought he was crazy and all, but he obviously needed somewhere to stay, so I offered him a place in our house. which was probably stupid of me, since I lived with the rest of AVALANCHE and all, but hey, it was a dream. I eventually asked him if he wanted to join AVALANCHE, and he said he would since he read at the library about how Shinra was killin' the planet. I was really excited. we went on a mission later that night, and I was about to get caught and shot to shit when Tanoshii jumped out in front of me. I picked him up and ran out, and when I put him down I realized he was covered in his own blood but fine otherwise. I started to believe he might really be from another planet. I was also really fuckin' greatful that he'd do that for me, even if he healed right away. when we got home, we took a shower together. we, erm, fooled around a bit. he left that night and when he came back the next morning his hair was longer. I guess he'd gone back to his own time and this was the Tanoshii from the present. confusing, I know... see, to him, we'd only spent that one day together and hadn't seen each other in thousands of years. but it had only been one day to me. he looked pretty much the same. his hair was longer though. I was making breakfast when he came back. I'd never make breakfast in real life... then again I'd never let everyone in AVALANCHE know how goddamn gay I am, especially by sitting my boyfriend up on the counter and making out with him. which is exactly what we did. then I chased him up the stairs and we had some crazy sex. more happened, but this was a dream I had a couple of days ago, so it's pretty vague. by the way, Cloud wasn't even in AVALANCHE. I think it was just me, Barret, and this Tanoshii character.

today I woke up at around 4:00 PM, still tired after 10 hours of sleep and I think I had a fever. it was raining really loudly out. there's also a leak in my ceiling that I should probably get around to fixing. haven't seen Cloud in a couple of days. I'm not really up to doing anything but sitting on my computer.
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Time:12:24 am
Current Mood:lovedloved
I'm at Cloud's. he stopped by earlier tonight and I took him out for Indian food. it was good. then we came back here and he gave me a back massage for like, an hour, and he fell asleep on me. I'm not that tired though. I hope he doesn't mind that I used his computer.
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Current Music:The Cure - Pictures Of You
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Time:09:00 pm
Current Mood:aggravatedaggravated
I fuckin' hate everyone. Shera calls me up and I was gonna tell her something I was excited about, but all she cared about was fuckin' money, and if she could get some outta me. so I hung up on her. she can get her own stupid money. I don't want to talk to anyone. I should go on a goddamn killing spree. I should title mine "anger management" because I can let everyone know how fuckin' pissed off I am without actually knockin' some heads together. I'm just sittin' on the couch with a computer, a cup of tea, and two empty packs of cigarettes. there's nothing good on TV and nobody in the whole town seeks my sagely advice anymore.
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Current Music:Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
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Time:04:39 am
Current Mood:awakeawake
I had a dream that I was an elementary school teacher who loved his job. I was still in AVALANCHE though. we all lived in a nice house in the rich part of Midgar. Cloud went on a mission to the Shinra headquarters and we hadn't heard from him in two days. I came home from work and there was a box on the doorstep addressed to AVALANCHE from Shinra. I was like, "ahh fuck, they know where we live! what if this is Cloud's severed head?!" I opened the package and it was a video tape. I went inside and put it in, and it was a horrible video of Cloud getting raped by Rufus (the funny thing is he actually used lube) and at the end of the video, he shot Cloud in the stomach. so I decided to take matters into my own hands.

I called the school and told them I was taking the rest of the week off because of a "family emergency". I called everyone in AVALANCHE on their PHS (none of them were home) and told them to find somewhere else to live, and not to come after me or Cloud. I searched the house for guns, knives, and ammo and armed myself to the teeth all Taxi Driver-style. I got a bunch of Cloud's things, made him some sandwiches, put them in my bag, and headed off to the Shinra HQ on my badass motorcycle.

getting Cloud was pretty easy because he'd already gotten out of his cell, stolen Reno's clothes, and crawled into the ventilation system. but the shaft he was in collapsed and he fell through a whole bunch of floors and ended up stuck in the wall on the first level. he had Reno's cell phone with him though, and he had surprisingly good reception for being stuck in a wall. he called me and I busted on into the headquarters, shot up a bunch of soldiers, tore out a huge chunk of the wall, and got Cloud out. he looked horrible. I took him, ran out, got on my bike, and drove out of Midgar like a bat out of hell.

we rode halfway to Kalm before we stopped and got off. I fixed up Cloud the best I could, but he still needed to see a doctor. I called Barret to tell him Cloud was okay, and we decided to meet up at the inn in Kalm since we were almost there anyway. I thought it was kind of sad that we all had to find a new place to live, and that I probably had to leave my teaching job. when we got to Kalm, I left Cloud at the inn and found a doctor who just happened to be Phil. Phil fixed him up, stitched him up, and bound his broken ribs. then everyone showed up at the inn and we had to decide where to go from there.

fuck, then I woke up.
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Current Music:Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Love Letter
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Time:12:28 am
Current Mood:uncomfortableuncomfortable
so... Shera's moved out to live with her friend, and I haven't seen Cloud all day. I tried calling him, and he said he'd take a nap and come online at midnight to talk. so I called him at midnight to see why he wasn't on, and he said he just wanted to go back to bed. I wish I was tired, but lately I haven't been able to get to sleep before morning. there's a huge pile of dishes in the sink that are starting to smell bad, and I haven't really eaten anything all day. I don't feel like gettin' drunk either. I have all these unfinished projects I need to work on, but I can't bring myself to do them. I don't have the energy for anything, then again I know I couldn't sleep now if I tried. I made some peach lemonade... it doesn't really taste like anything, but I've been drinking it anyway.

so, the goddamn president got a journal... it's: rufus_
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Time:11:01 pm
Current Mood:chippergay
we went on a date? like a gay date? well, it was fun.

the other day, Cloud woke me up by clanging some frying pans together, which was really fuckin' loud. we went out for breakfast, and Cloud paid because he's nice and I have no money. then we watched some TV at Cloud's house and I got really tired alluva sudden. then we went for a walk and poor Cloud tripped and I tried not to laugh at him. then I think we went to see Kill Bill 2, but I don't remember it because I fell asleep. I didn't see the first one anyway. then we went out for dinner.
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Current Music:The Cure - From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea
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Time:06:17 pm
Current Mood:boredbored
I stopped by Cloud's place today. he wasn't there. I stopped by the bar but didn't feel like drinking. I looked around the house and there wasn't anything to fix. I tried to talk to Shera, but she had to leave town to meet one of her friends. I didn't know she had friends. I asked her if I could go with her. she gave me a weird look and said no. this is the quietest it's ever been around here. maybe I should go back to sleep.
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Current Music:Tom Waits - On The Nickel
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Time:11:11 pm
Current Mood:lonelylonely
Cloud fed me some and sent me home. he says I don't visit him enough. I should visit Cloud more. today is the only day this week I haven't had an unfortunate accident. well, I guess the day's not quite done yet. there's still time to get my wang chopped off with a pair of garden shears or something. damn, I better not jinx that.

(EDIT: fixed to make Cloud happy.)
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Time:03:05 pm
Current Mood:sicksick
I left my keys inside last night before I went to the bar, and came back piss drunk and fell asleep in the back yard.
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Current Music:Ours - Femme Fatale
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Time:01:05 am
Current Mood:boredbored
this is good news for me. I jack off so much that nobody within a 1,000 foot radius will get cancer. I shot myself in the head with a nail gun twice yesterday. whoops.
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Time:02:47 am
Current Mood:mellowmellow
nothing interesting happened today. I'm getting really, really lazy. I still haven't put all my laundry away that I did last week. today was a beautiful day though. it was really sunny and the perfect temperature, whatever that is, probably like 70 degrees Farenheit. I made some of those instant Wu-Thai noodles this afternoon, and macaroni and cheese at midnight. I also drank some mint tea. I told Barret I'd have three pages of blueprints ready for him this morning, but I never did them, and when he called I just pretended to be asleep on the couch with the pillow on my head. I don't know why, but I've been really weak lately too. it takes me like five minutes to get up a normal flight of stairs. sometimes I feel like my blood's dried up and my muscles just gave up. I don't know why, I eat and sleep enough, and I smoke way less than I used to, no thanks to Cloud's incessant nagging about it.
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Time:03:18 am
Current Mood:contemplativecontemplative
I had this weird dream. AVALANCHE was still together and they sent me to be Cloud's maid. I didn't want to be a goddamn maid, but I did it to be a spy because we knew Cloud had connections with Shinra. I'd met him the night before at some dinner Shinra held, and I showed him up by being a better dancer than him, or at least being equally good. I danced with Yuffie and he danced with Tifa. anyways, he had a butler/cook named Simon too. Cloud was just full of money. he had horses and a little house in the woods and like 3844687 cars. he was a damn nice guy though, nicer than in real life. we went to Wutai so we could get some treasure in the mountains. we had to wear these special charms to get through the fire at the mouth of the cave. we met Bahamut inside and had to kick his ass so we (or just Cloud?) could summon him later to defend the planet from people who wanted to destroy it. Cloud wasn't really interested in the treasure. so we won, but Cloud lost his necklace at some point in the fight. I gave him mine, and he threw his to me through the fire when he got out. it hit me in the face and dropped, but when I picked it up, it was cracked. I told him, but I don't think he could hear me. he left without me. I waited for what (really) seemed like forever and he came back. turns out he went underwater to find more charms. I was so happy that he cared so much about me that I told him I was a spy. he pretended not to believe me. we went home to his big house and ate dinner. he told Simon about some weapon he saw Shinra was building underwater. I went and told Barret about this, and that I'd told Cloud I was a spy. Cloud told me soon after that he knew I worked for AVALANCHE, and that hiring me was the easiest and most secret way to relay information to Barret. lots of other stuff happened. wouldn't it be weird if when I went to sleep tonight the dream continued? I think it would be.
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Time:10:38 pm
Current Mood:relievedrelieved
Shera found out who Dead Guy was, he was the guy that's usually in the bathroom all the time at the bar. Shera told Phil to come over and take him, which he did, and concluded that he died of alcohol poisoning. I don't think anyone put him in our yard to make us look bad or anything, he must have just ended up there on his own. here I am carin' what people think about us. I wonder what the bastard did with his life besides stay in the bathroom at the bar all day. I wonder if I'll end up dead from drinking, and if not, will it be by something cool?
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Subject:Dead Guy
Time:12:07 am
Current Mood:distresseddistressed
today Shera found a dead body in the garden. she didn't tell anyone but me, and I don't think anyone else saw it. it's in the garage in like six trash bags. we don't know what the hell to do with it. I think I've seen the guy around town, but I don't know his name or anything. Shera didn't recognize him. there aren't any cops in Rocket Town, but if the neighbors find out I'll catch hell since I'm supposed to be the mayoral figure and all. someone probably put it there to make us look bad. we don't know what we're gonna do with him, probably throw it into the ocean or something.
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Subject:the trials and tribulations of being AWESOME.
Time:05:04 pm
Current Mood:okayokay
I got that damn air conditioner fixed today, with Shera's help. Rocket Town summers are brutal, I'm tellin' you. Shera also introduced me to something called "iced tea" today, which isn't as good as normal tea but it's all right. she thinks we should get a pet, because I guess I'm not enough company for her. I hope to hell that wasn't a roundabout way of sayin' she wants kids.
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Current Music:Shera and a hammer in the garage
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Subject:utter bullshit!
Time:02:16 am
Current Mood:aggravatedaggravated
yeah, that was the best subject line I cloud could think of. anyway, there are all these assholes all over this stupid fucking web site pretendin' to be me, and so... yeah, I really speak in punctuation. that's right, punctuation marks fly out of my mouth, and they're all thinkin' that all I ever think about is flyin' planes and drinkin' tea and smackin' Shera around so she'll make me more tea. I mean, I don't drink tea all the time, that's a misconception, y'see. I also drink other things like cheap beer and Shinra issue XXX moonshine. nobody don' get nothin' on the internet, which has been pissin' me off more than anythin' now that I think about it.

so I got a computer for my birthday (I'm not 32 again, you fucking retard) and everyone was all, "it'll make your life easier", which it obviously hasn't because it's a pain in my ass and I don't have a fucking clue what to do with it. there they (everyone) go again assumin' that because I can fly a fuckin' plane that I miraculously know how to operate every piece of junk on creation. motherfucker!

my fuckin' neck hurts from sitting in this chair. I wish I had realized when I was building this stupid house that there's no bedroom, just a room with a couch that Shera sleeps in. I mean, it pulls out into a bed, but Shera thinks I snore and shove her off when I'm sleeping. so I sleep in the living room! well, occasionally the bar (not on purpose) and even less frequently, the airship. I think I have narcolepsy, otherwise I don't know why I'd fall asleep on a fuckin' amusement park ride. which, in retrospect, must have been funny but probably got me -10 points with Cloud.

I don't even know what I'm writing about, I wish something interesting would happen. I'm going to get drunk and wait for someone else to try and destroy the world with a giant meteor. sacrifices will be made, lives will be lost, love will be rekindled... and I will again reign supreme! I mean, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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